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LAST NIGHT LT CALLED ME UN-AMERICAN. THAT IS A LIE. I AM MORE AMERICAN THEN HE IS BECAUSE I ELECT THE LEWDNESS HE PRACTICES COVERTLY. I UNITE IN MYSELF THE NEW AMERICAN LEWDNESS AND THE OLD AMERICAN CHEERFULNESS. ALL I LACK IS CHRISTIANITY. IF I WERE A CHRISTIAN AS WELL AS BEING LEWD AND CHEERFUL, I'D BE THE NEW JOHNNY APPLESEED.