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"Oh Patti," he moaned. "You are the hottest thing I ever saw. With that pencil shaped body and that basketball-shaped head." Doug had a tent in his pants while moaning. His moment was ruined when Skeeter walked up behind him.

"Hey Doug. Honk honk," Skeeter said. Doug was pissed. It's happened before, but Doug always kept his cool. Doug and Skeeter walked to class.

They were sitting in class as Mrs. Wingo went on and on about only God knows what.