Yo mama so fat even Jigglypuff couldn't push her off the stage
Yo mama so dumb she thought Norfair was a Funfair
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Death is the boss in Final Destination
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Porky Pig owns New Pork City
Yo mama so dumb when she wanted crack she got a Cracker Launcher
Yo mama so fat Manaphy couldn't do heart swap
Yo mama so fat she broke the whole summit
Yo mama so huge Sonic said "I'm too slow!"
Yo mama so ugly when Falco used his final smash he said "Personally, I prefer to die"
Yo mama is so stupid she went to C Falcon for Falcon Punch and got the crap punched out of her.
Yo momma so fat when I throw a pokeball and she's picked it says "wild SNORLAX appeared!"
Yo momma's so fat Fox's lasers can meteor smash her.
Yo mama is so fat even king dedede can't swallow her.
Yo momma is so open, even a Giant Snake couldnt please her. {WINN3R}
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